The Reel Life: A lawsuit against God edition

The Reel Life is still on a moral outrage kick. This week's target -- people who think playing the slots online is a complete waste of time. The next time someone tells you that (or implies that), tell them about Ernie Chambers. Chambers, a state senator in Nebraska, recently filed a lawsuit against god for causing "widespread death, destruction ... (on) millions of the Earth's inhabitants," according to various published reports. The judge in the case dismissed the lawsuit because the defendant has no home address, he can't be served papers, and that violates state law. So if you're keeping score at home, one state senator wasted time filing a lawsuit against god. And a judge wasted time coming up with a reason to dismiss the case. This never would have happened if they'd been playing the slots online instead.

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